6/28/09 Rainy Day Pie Guy # 12 & 35

Gotta love the Dylan reference in that title... Anyway I'm skipping Saturday cause it sucked.

As you can see, Sunday was a rainy day for me. I hate rain and the only reason I deliver in it is because I'm getting paid to be out there. Of course with worse conditions comes some good. People tend to tip more in worse conditions... Well for the most part, I still get stiffed and that makes me hate you twice as much as usual due to my hatred of being moist. And of course being that I live in the boondocks I get to spend some time playing in the mud on off-road deliveries.

Sundays are weird because I usually run my ass off while I watch the cooks sit and do nothing. Because for some odd reason like 93% of our orders that day are deliveries, so I get to run around while they take one or two orders here or there. But that is also why I have a lock down on Sundays and I work all of them.

Gas prices are going up which make me thankful for delivery charges. I've been putting this off but I need to bitch about people who think the delivery charge is my tip... IT'S NOT ASSHOLE! The delivery charge, in theory, should be going straight to my gas tank so I don't have to use my tips to fill up. Of course this gives all the cheap people all the more reason to bitch. I've got it all from customers:

• "Does your boss take this or do you get it" -No my boss just takes from me whatever he wants, how do you think he can afford to go to the casino?
• "I don't have to tip you now right" -Not unless you want me to wish you to death.
• "Gas went down, no more charge?" -Gas went down $.05 and then went up $.20 and then down another $.05, of course were getting rid of it.
• "(random shop) dosen't have a charge" - It's there, it's why a large pie costs $2.00 more than it does here.
• "I was gonna tip you but you already get a dollar" -That was uncalled for, now I will NOT tell you to have a good night.

As you can see I would never do anything to the customers that don't tip, I'd love to, but I won't. I do passive aggressive things like not thank them or I don't tell them to have a good night... I'm a nerd.

Totals: 21 deliveries(although 21 is up in the air due to the slip missing) $65 tips