- It annoys me when people buy food for there pets, not because they bought food for there pet but because there going to feed them a greasy hamburger.
- A man came in who looked just like Bum Phillips.
- Speaking of look-a-likes, we have a regular who acts, talks, and looks like Yosemite Sam!
- Forgetting peoples pop is not a rookie mistake, I've made a career of it.
- Delivering to people who are painting in a poorly ventilated room results in a $5 tip.

1. I need to hurry up and make it to the 21st century and get an I-Pod... Oh wait I have a short and my lighter adapters don't work NEVERMIND! Back to the stone ages I go, haha.

If you need customers to do weird things feel free to borrow my rogue marketing technique. I can only imagine that in a small town your antics would make a much bigger splash than mine did.
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